Joke Topic - 'Daughter'

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).