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Joke Topic - 'Daughter'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Daughter'.


She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

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When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.


Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that


Which vampire likes to eat junk food?


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.


Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.


What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

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