Joke Topic - 'Daughter'

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.