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Joke Topic - 'Date'


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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.


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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

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