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Joke Topic - 'Date'


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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.


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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Dessert

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
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A Crime Wave

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.

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