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Joke Topic - 'Date'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Date'.


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!


Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.


Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?


Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.


To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.


Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.


Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

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