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Joke Topic - 'Date'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Date'.


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.


What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.


What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.


My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?


What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.


Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

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