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Joke Topic - 'Dancing' - Page 2 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Dancing'.
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
2>Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Karate
Did you hear about the karate champion who enlisted in the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
2>The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
Hotels
Hotel Porter: 'May I carry your bag, sir?'
Hotel Guest: 'No, that won't be necessary; my wife is perfectly capable of walking.'
2>Hotel Guest: 'No, that won't be necessary; my wife is perfectly capable of walking.'
Santa Claus
What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
That wraps things up for another year.
2>That wraps things up for another year.
Mother-in-law
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
2>Frogs
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
2>Knee-deep.
Magicians
He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
2>Scotsmen
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball, the longer it will last.
2>They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball, the longer it will last.
Soda
Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
2>He survived because it was a soft drink.
Mistakes
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
2>- I thought I had made a mistake