Joke Topic - 'Dancing' - Page 2 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Dancing'.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

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Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. She remembers everything.

Men are like Used Cars.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.

There is at least one fool in every married couple.

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it's been sliced.

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.