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Joke Topic - 'Dances'


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What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.


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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Fish

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
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Weekdays

Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.

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