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Joke Topic - 'Dances'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dances'.

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What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.


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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Fishing

"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

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