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Joke Topic - 'Dances'

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What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.

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What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.


You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.


Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.


If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!


Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.


Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?


Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.

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