Joke Topic - 'Dances'

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.

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What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.

Where there's a will there's a relative

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.