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Joke Topic - 'Dancers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dancers'.
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
Lawyers
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
A doberman.
Clown
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.
School
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Burglar
Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Newspaper
Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
The Daily Moos.
Exits
Exits are on the way out
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
Call
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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