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Joke Topic - 'Dancers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dancers'.

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Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

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