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Joke Topic - 'Dancers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dancers'.

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Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Hair

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.

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