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Joke Topic - 'Dancers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dancers'.
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
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Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Astronaut
What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
The space bar.
Computers
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
Bit by bit.
Vikings
Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Hair
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Ghosts
Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
High sghoul.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Blondes
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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