Joke Topic - 'Dance'

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.