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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatian'


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Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


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Ghosts

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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.

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