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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatian'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dalmatian'.

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Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


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Encyclopedia

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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Ponies

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

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