Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Human
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
Vampires
What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
Christmas
Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
Open The Door
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
Car
My wife's other car is a broomstick
Goats
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
Deaf
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Everything
What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.