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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatian'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dalmatian'.

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Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


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What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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A Minute

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
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Office

"Duties will vary."
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

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