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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dalmatian'.


Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

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