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Joke Topic - 'Dalmatian'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dalmatian'.

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Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


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To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
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What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
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