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Joke Topic - 'Dad'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dad'.

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The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said, 'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


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What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
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My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

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