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Joke Topic - 'Dad'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dad'.

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The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said, 'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


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Who's there?
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