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Joke Topic - 'Dad'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dad'.
The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said,
'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
Schizophrenia
You're never alone with schizophrenia
Baby
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
Piano
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Scottish
What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
Willie Angus McCoatup.
Lawyers
What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
Cows
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
Decalfinated!
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Winnie the Poodle.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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