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Joke Topic - 'Dad'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dad'.
The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said,
'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Graveyard
Why did they have to put a fence around the
graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
Because people were dying to get in.
Blondes
Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
A: She falls out of the tree!
Light Bulbs
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Santa Claus
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Factory
What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
A hamburglar.
Baker
Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Soda
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Tea
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Music
If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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