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Joke Topic - 'Dad'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dad'.

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The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said, 'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

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