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Joke Topic - 'Dad'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dad'.

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The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said, 'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'
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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning

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