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Joke Topic - 'Cute'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cute'.

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Old Lady: What a cute little boy. What's your name, sweetheart?
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert Stop That At Once!


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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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