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Joke Topic - 'Cute'


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Old Lady: What a cute little boy. What's your name, sweetheart?
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert Stop That At Once!


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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

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