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Joke Topic - 'Cute'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cute'.


Old Lady: What a cute little boy. What's your name, sweetheart?
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert Stop That At Once!

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