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Joke Topic - 'Cute'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cute'.

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Old Lady: What a cute little boy. What's your name, sweetheart?
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert Stop That At Once!


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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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