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Joke Topic - 'Custard'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Custard'.

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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Television

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
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Questions

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
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Politicians

A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.

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