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Joke Topic - 'Custard'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Custard'.

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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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