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Joke Topic - 'Custard'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Custard'.
What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Shark-infested custard.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time,
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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Cows
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
Christmas
What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Pigs
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It was Valenswine's Day!
Teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
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Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Alcohol
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Judges
Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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