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Joke Topic - 'Curtains' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Curtains'.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Pull yourself together!
My girlfriend walked into a shop to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, 'I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.
The salesman said, 'Computers don't need curtains.'
My girlfriend said, 'Hellooo, I have windows!'
She went up to the salesman and said, 'I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.
The salesman said, 'Computers don't need curtains.'
My girlfriend said, 'Hellooo, I have windows!'
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Cowboys
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Pizza
What is tall, Italian, and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
The leaning tower of Pizza.
Cows
What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
Och aye the moo.
Fired
Why did the human cannonball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
Because he was always being fired.
Burglars
Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Kings
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
To have his teeth crowned!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
I first created the sun, then the earth.
When did this start?
I first created the sun, then the earth.
Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Steamrollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?