Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - C / Joke Topic - Cucumbers - 1

Joke Topic - 'Cucumbers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cucumbers'.

$text4

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
$text4

Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
$text4

Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
$text4

Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
$text4

Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
$text4

Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
$text4

Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
$text4

Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
$text4

Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.

This is page 1 of 1