Joke Topic - 'Cucumbers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cucumbers'.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a salad bar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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