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Joke Topic - 'Cucumbers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cucumbers'.


A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: The No-bell Prize.

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How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


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Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.

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Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

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