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Joke Topic - 'Cucumbers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cucumbers'.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

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