Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Cars
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Christmas
Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
Batman
How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Doctors
Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
Mushrooms
What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.