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Joke Topic - 'Cucumbers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cucumbers'.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

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