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Joke Topic - 'Cucumbers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cucumbers'.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.


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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Television

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

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