Joke Topic - 'Cucumbers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cucumbers'.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
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Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

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