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Joke Topic - 'Crying' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Crying'.
A kindly old lady saw a little boy sitting on the pavement, crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.
'It's my birthday!' he exclaimed. 'I received a bicycle and a PlayStation, and later today, there will be a party with snacks, dessert, and a disco to follow.' He had to pause his speech as tears overwhelmed him.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
3>'It's my birthday!' he exclaimed. 'I received a bicycle and a PlayStation, and later today, there will be a party with snacks, dessert, and a disco to follow.' He had to pause his speech as tears overwhelmed him.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
2>Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
1>Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well, if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?
2>Lucy: Well, if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?
Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
1>Because they were in a jam!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
1>They toast the bride and groom.
Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it's been sliced.
1>After it's been sliced.
Chickens
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
1>WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Pilots
Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
1>He came down with the flu.
Honest
What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
1>Hypothetical.
Apples
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot.
1>Finding half a maggot.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
1>When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Bees
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
1>They use a buzz saw.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes, I can see you're not all there.
1>Yes, I can see you're not all there.