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Joke Topic - 'Cry'


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.


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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

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