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Joke Topic - 'Cry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cry'.

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Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.


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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Baby

Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
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A Book

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

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