Joke Topic - 'Cry'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cry'.

Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.

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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.

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