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Joke Topic - 'Cry'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cry'.


Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry.

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