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Joke Topic - 'Cruise'


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Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.


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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

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