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Joke Topic - 'Cruise'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cruise'.
Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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