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Joke Topic - 'Cruise'


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Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.


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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.

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