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Joke Topic - 'Cruise'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cruise'.

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Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.


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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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The Right Place

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.

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