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Joke Topic - 'Cruise'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cruise'.

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Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.


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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Bicycles

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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