Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
Cannibals
What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Teachers
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
Scottish
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Tourists
Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Husbands
Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Sheepdog
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.