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Joke Topic - 'Cruise Liner'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cruise Liner'.

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From the deck of a cruise liner, the passengers can see a very small, deserted island with only one palm tree. On the island, beside the tree, is a man wearing only a pair of tattered trousers. He is jumping up and down; shouting and waving his arms.
"Who's that?" a passenger asks the captain.
The captain replies, "I have no idea. But every year when we pass this little island, he waves to us."


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