From the deck of a cruise liner, the passengers can see a very small, deserted island with only one palm tree. On the island, beside the tree, is a man wearing only a pair of tattered trousers. He is jumping up and down; shouting and waving his arms.
"Who's that?" a passenger asks the captain.
The captain replies, "I have no idea. But every year when we pass this little island, he waves to us."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scottish
What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Politicians
Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
A Crime Wave
Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.
Emergency
"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an
actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
Cats
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Lettuce
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.