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Joke Topic - 'Crossed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crossed'.

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Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.


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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

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