Joke Topic - 'Crossed'

Did you hear that last night a truck containing wigs was stolen.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.