Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?