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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.

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Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

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