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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.


Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.


Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.


What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.


Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.


What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.


Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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