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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.


Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.

Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.

Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.


What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...


What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.


How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

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