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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.

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Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.


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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Chickens

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

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