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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.
Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
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Tourists
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Difficult
Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
Sings
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
Elvis Parsley.
Ape
What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
King Kongvict.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Economists
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
Pigs
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
A piiig.
Light Bulbs
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Teenagers
Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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