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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.

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Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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