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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.

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Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.


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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

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