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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.


Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.

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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.


Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


Filming in cemetery angers residents


How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.


How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.


I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.


Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

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