Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bowling Balls
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
Party Game
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
Leave A Message
So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,
So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
Cereal
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Monkeys
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Pandas
What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
Yodel
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
Skeletons
How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.