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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.

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Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.


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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Read

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Onion

Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.

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