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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.


Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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He calls the toe truck.


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A dairy tale.


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He gets a monkey wrench.


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Because it came out of the pen.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.


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