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Joke Topic - 'Cross The Road'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cross The Road'.
Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Elephant
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Read
I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
Dogs
Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
A watchdog.
Banana
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
It wasn't peeling well.
Cows
Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
A: Decalfinated
Butter
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
Politicians
Don't vote - it only encourages them.
Walk
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
Russell.
Onion
Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
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