Joke Topic - 'Criticism'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

The reward for a job well done: more work.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.