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Joke Topic - 'Criticism'


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Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.


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Cliffhanger

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Poodle

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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