Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ducks
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
Married
Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
Spoken
"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
Waiters
Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Deaf
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
Apartments
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Beauty
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
Teachers
Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.