Joke Topic - 'Criticism'

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Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

Good turns make me dizzy

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.