Joke Topic - 'Criticism'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Criticism'.

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.

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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

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