Joke Topic - 'Criticism'

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.

Where there's a will there's a relative

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.