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Joke Topic - 'Crisps'


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Two packets of crisps were walking along the road. A passing car stopped and the driver asked if they would like a lift.
"No thanks," said the crisps, "we're Walkers.


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Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Experts

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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

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