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Joke Topic - 'Crisps'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crisps'.

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Two packets of crisps were walking along the road. A passing car stopped and the driver asked if they would like a lift.
"No thanks," said the crisps, "we're Walkers.


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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

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