Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - C / Joke Topic - Crisps - 1
Joke Topic - 'Crisps'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crisps'.
Two packets of crisps were walking along the road. A passing car stopped and the driver asked if they would like a lift.
"No thanks," said the crisps, "we're Walkers.
"No thanks," said the crisps, "we're Walkers.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Not Here
"Hello, I'm not here."
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
A croaker spaniel.
Zebra
What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
A zebra on roller skates.
Cannibals
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Burglar
Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Doctors
"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
Skunks
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Doctors
Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
The Queen
Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
This is page 1 of 1