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Joke Topic - 'Criminals' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Criminals'.
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
Did you hear that the police have put out a warning to house owners about a gang of men who recently failed in their attempt to steal the tiles from the roof of a local house?
The police said they were roofless criminals.
The police said they were roofless criminals.
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
They haunt criminals.
What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
A hardened criminal.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Watches
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Cats
What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
Parrots
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
A blab-boon.
Horses
Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
The horspital.
History
Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
Because it's full of dates.
Cannibals
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Doctors
When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
When they have you in stitches.
Horses
Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
He started telling tales of whoa.
Parents
Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day, he'll probably be a parent.