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Joke Topic - 'Criminals' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Criminals'.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
Did you hear that the police have put out a warning to house owners about a gang of men who recently failed in their attempt to steal the tiles from the roof of a local house?
The police said they were roofless criminals.
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

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Medicine

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

Woodworm

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.

Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it

Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, 'Daddy, I want a new apartment.'

Work

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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