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Joke Topic - 'Crime'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.

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Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.


Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.


Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.


What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.


What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.


He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.


Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

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