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Joke Topic - 'Crime'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
A crime watch.
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witnesses
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
They just get plastered.
Whale
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!
To the the whale way station!
Breath
Halitosis is better than no breath at all
The Big Bad Wolf
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
Pop
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Because they have a clear conscience.
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Letters
What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
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