Joke Topic - 'Crime' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.

Crime is merely politics without excuses.

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.

The murderer definitely displayed ruthlessness when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.

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What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

You know you're having a bad day when you try to pick up the clothes you wore home from the party last night, but there aren't any.

Since most men are better at seeing than thinking, most women prefer being beautiful rather than intelligent.

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.,' br>I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?