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Joke Topic - 'Crime'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.

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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

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