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Joke Topic - 'Crime'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.

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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Fail

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Skunks

How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

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