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Joke Topic - 'Crime'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.

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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

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