Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fail
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Skunks
How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.
Change A Light Bulb
How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
Lawyers
Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
Pigs
Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
Skunks
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
Trousers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
Sports
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim