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Joke Topic - 'Crime'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.

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Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.


Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.


Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!


Halitosis is better than no breath at all

The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?


What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?


What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.

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