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Joke Topic - 'Crime'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.


Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.


Reincarnation is making a comeback


What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.


Why is there only one monopolies commission?

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