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Joke Topic - 'Crime'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.

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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

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