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Joke Topic - 'Crime'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.

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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


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Witnesses

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Whale

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.

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