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Joke Topic - 'Crime'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Crime'.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.

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Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.


What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

A Voice

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Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.


Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


Death is hereditary


What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

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