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Joke Topic - 'Credit Cards'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Credit Cards'.


Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

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