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Joke Topic - 'Credit Cards' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Credit Cards'.
Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
2>He had her credit cards removed!
Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
2>Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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