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Joke Topic - 'Credit Cards'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Credit Cards'.

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Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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