Teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper airplane, and someone hijacked it.
Santa Claus
How does Santa begin a joke?
'This one will sleigh you....'
Witches
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
Santa Claus
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
Fish
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Doors
How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
Husbands
Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
Reincarnation
Did you hear about the lawyer who believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
Sharks
Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.