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Joke Topic - 'Credit Cards'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Credit Cards'.

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Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
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Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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