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Joke Topic - 'Credit Cards'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Credit Cards'.

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Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Politicians

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Clocks

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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