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Joke Topic - 'Creatures'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Creatures'.

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Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.


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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.

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