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Joke Topic - 'Cream'


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Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.


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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Angel

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Horse

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

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