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Joke Topic - 'Cream'


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Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.


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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

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