Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Better Judgement
Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Martians
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
Angel
What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
Star Wars
Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
People
What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Insect
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Horse
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Piano
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.