Joke Topic - 'Cream'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cream'.

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!

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Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

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A slippery customer.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

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