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Joke Topic - 'Cream'


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Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.


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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
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Burglar

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

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