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Joke Topic - 'Cream'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cream'.
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
Halo there!
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Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Bat-minton.
Bat-minton.
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One, two, flea, go.
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Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Piano
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
Tickle its ivories.
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