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Joke Topic - 'Cream'


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Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.


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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Irish

Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake

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