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Joke Topic - 'Cream'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cream'.

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Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'

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