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Joke Topic - 'Cream'


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Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.


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Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Cats

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

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