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Joke Topic - 'Cream Cakes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cream Cakes'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Stupid

He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
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Jacket

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
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Poet

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.

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