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Joke Topic - 'Cream Cakes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cream Cakes'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Ponies

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
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Dogs

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

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