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Joke Topic - 'Crazy Paving'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crazy Paving'.


I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.

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Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
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Fred: Why does she do that?
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


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He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

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Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!


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Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


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Patient: Yes.
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