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Joke Topic - 'Crazy Paving'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crazy Paving'.

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I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.


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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Marriage

Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.

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