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Joke Topic - 'Crazy Paving'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crazy Paving'.


I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.

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GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.


Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?


Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.


Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.


Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?


What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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