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Joke Topic - 'Crazy Paving'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Crazy Paving'.

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I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.


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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

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