Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Girlfriends
GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
Signs
Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Change A Light Bulb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
Cats
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
School
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Doctors
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Keep
What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.