Say
What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
Idiots
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Steamrollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Journalists
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
'We just report the facts, we don't change them.'
Personality
You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
Rabbits
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
Aliens
'And this is the sound the aliens made...' (BEEP!)
Teachers
Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
Light
What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.