Joke Topic - 'Crab' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crab'.

'Waiter, do you serve crabs?'
'Sit down, sir. We serve anybody.'

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

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Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.