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Joke Topic - 'Crab' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Crab'.

'Waiter, do you serve crabs?'
'Sit down, sir. We serve anybody.'
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

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