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Joke Topic - 'Cows' - Page 5 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Cows'.
Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the 'udder' side !!!!!
To get to the 'udder' side !!!!!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
The milkmaid had cold hands.
Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns don't work.
Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
Because the farmer milks them dry.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Spaceman
What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
Astronauts and crosses.
Apes
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
In an apricot.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog with somewhere to store its lead.
A dog with somewhere to store its lead.
Lightbulbs
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
Gorillas
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
Schools
Did you hear about the high-class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
Chickens
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield...
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield...
Vampires
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Blood vessels.
Woodworm
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.