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Joke Topic - 'Cows' - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Cows'.
What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
1>A steak out.
What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
1>Steer Wars.
What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
1>A dairy tale.
What do you get from a cow that has lost its memory?
Milk of amnesia.
1>Milk of amnesia.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
1>Spoiled milk.
What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
1>Milk and quackers.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
1>Quasi-moo-do.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
1>A lawn mooer.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
1>Milk with a kick to it.
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
1>Winnie the Moo.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
1>An animal that can milk itself.
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backward.
1>A cow walking backward.