What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
What did the little calf say to the silo?
'Is my fodder in there?
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now; it's way pasture bedtime.
What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milkshake.
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.