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Joke Topic - 'Cowboys' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cowboys'.

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Out in the Wild West, a cowboy found an Indian whose ear was pressed to the ground. 'What are you listening for?' asked the cowboy.
'A stagecoach passed this way five minutes ago,' said the Indian.
'How can you tell?' asked the cowboy.
'It ran over me and broke my neck,' replied the Indian.

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Exorcise.

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One cannibal said, 'Your wife makes a great soup.'
'Yes,' said the other one, 'but I'm sure gonna miss her.'

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Because he was very bright for his age.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

Apples

Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.

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