Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bagpipes
What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
Economists
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
Lawyers
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Football Players
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
A Brick Wall
My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
Boyfriend
Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.