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Joke Topic - 'Cow'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cow'.

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What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.


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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Computers

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

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