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Joke Topic - 'Cow'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Cow'.

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What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
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Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.


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Woodworm

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."

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