Joke Topic - 'Cow'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cow'.

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

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A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

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