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Joke Topic - 'Cow'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Cow'.


What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.

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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.

A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.


Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.


What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.

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