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Joke Topic - 'Cow'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cow'.

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What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.


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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Roads

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship

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