Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Car Drivers
A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
Witches
Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
Cars
We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet,
and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
Peanuts
What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
Witches
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
Barman
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
Lunch
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
Famous Composers
What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
Computers
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.