Joke Topic - 'Cow'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cow'.

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

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