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Joke Topic - 'Courts'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Courts'.

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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

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