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Joke Topic - 'Courts'


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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!

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