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Joke Topic - 'Courts'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Courts'.


Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.


Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise


"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."


How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?


You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

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