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Joke Topic - 'Courts'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Courts'.


Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.


Too few of the bucks stop here.


When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.


Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.


What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.


This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

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