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Joke Topic - 'Courts'


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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!


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Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

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