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Joke Topic - 'Court'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.

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This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
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Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.


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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

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