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Joke Topic - 'Court'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.


This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Be a good boy and let me in.


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What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

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