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Joke Topic - 'Court'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.
This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
They serve in the court.
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Keys
What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
A donkey.
Call
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Robbery
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Fairies
What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
Stinkerbell.
School
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
A lot of crackling on the line.
Pie
What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
Pie in the sky.
Horses
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
In the bridle suite.
Camelot
What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
Its knight life.
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