Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - C / Joke Topic - Court - 1
Joke Topic - 'Court' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.
Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!
This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honor, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
They serve in the court.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fishing
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
No, I prefer to catch fish.
Zebras
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Tarzan stripes forever.
Lawyers
Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
Bald
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Wives
John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
They Kermit suicide.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing in your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
Doctor: Answer it.
Complaining
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her or something like that.
Christmas
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
Best vicious of the season.