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Joke Topic - 'Court'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.
This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
They serve in the court.
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