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Joke Topic - 'Court' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.
Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!
2>This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honor, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
2>The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
1>They serve in the court.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Kissing
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
1>It's a real pain in the neck.
Whales
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!
1>To the whale way station!
Lightbulbs
How many Oliver Norths does it take to change a light bulb?
How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.
1>How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
1>There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.
Blondes
How did the blonde manage to break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell from the tree.
1>She fell from the tree.
Leave
Are you really leaving, or are you only trying to brighten my day?
1>Dieting
Old dieters never die; they just waste away.
1>Marriage
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
1>Dogs
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
1>He won a collarship.