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Joke Topic - 'Court'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.

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This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
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Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.


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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Dogs

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

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