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Joke Topic - 'Court' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Court'.

Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!
This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honor, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

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