Joke Topic - 'Counting' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Counting'.

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.

You can always count on your fingers

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

When the blonde opened the Cheerios box, what did she say?
Look at those doughnut seeds, daddy.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!

What would it be called if Fairbanks, Alaska, passed a law outlawing all dogs?
Dogless Fairbanks!