Joke Topic - 'Counting' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Counting'.

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.

You can always count on your fingers

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David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.

What is red and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire, and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y', of course!

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.

Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.