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Joke Topic - 'Count'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Count'.


If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.

You can always count on your fingers

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Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.

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