Joke Topic - 'Count'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Count'.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.

You can always count on your fingers

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How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

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