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Joke Topic - 'Count'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Count'.

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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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You can always count on your fingers


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What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Friendly

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.

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