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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
A drain in the neck.
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
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Boxer
Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
A Big Mouth
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
A glass jar.
Nut
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
Cashew!
Disco
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
American
Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
In Moo York.
Cookies
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Fired
Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
Because he was always being fired.
Knocking
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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