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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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