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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.

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What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

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