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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
A drain in the neck.
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
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Witches
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
She couldn't spell.
Business
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Finding half a maggot...
Magic
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
It turned into a field.
Marriage
Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
Blondes
Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
It takes too long to retrain them.
Bees
Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
Because they can't remember the words.
Elections
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Witches
What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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