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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.


What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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A: To see what was on the other side.


What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.


Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"


Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?


Is there another word for synonym?

A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.


What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

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