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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.


What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.


Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?


Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.


Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.


What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

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