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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.


What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."


What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.


Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.


Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.


I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.


I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.


You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

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