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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.

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What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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Business

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

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