Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Dogs
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
Whales
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Computer Programmers
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
Politicians
Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
Drink
I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
Job
I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
Cars
You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.