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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.

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What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

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