Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backward.