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Joke Topic - 'Count Dracula'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Count Dracula'.

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What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

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