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Joke Topic - 'Corn'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Corn'.


What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?

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Debate about hanging suspended


What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.


Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.


The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.


Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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