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Joke Topic - 'Cops'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cops'.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"


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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?

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