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Joke Topic - 'Cops'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cops'.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"


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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

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