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Joke Topic - 'Cops' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cops'.

Related Topics: Police (29) Detectives (5) Policemen (16) Sherlock Holmes (7)
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, 'Hey! Break it up!'

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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really? I bet he is upset.
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

Eggs

How can you drop an egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.

Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

Lightbulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply define darkness as an industry standard.

Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

Television

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

Polar Bears

Did you hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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