Joke Topic - 'Cops'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cops'.

Related Topics: Police (29) Detectives (2) Policeman (8) Sherlock Holmes (7) Policemen (7)

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

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