Joke Topic - 'Cool'

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

All men are idiots....I married their king.

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.