Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Birds
Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Pigs
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees not very good at
knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
Marriage
Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Wife
Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
Salad
What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
Blondes
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Light Bulbs
How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.