Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Toilets
Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Idiots
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Dessert
What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
Pizza
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
Peanut Butter
What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Someone
How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
Angry
Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
A Voice
What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.