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Joke Topic - 'Cool'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cool'.

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Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Dessert

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.

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