Joke Topic - 'Cool'

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.