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Joke Topic - 'Cool'


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Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B

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