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Joke Topic - 'Cool'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cool'.

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Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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