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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.


Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

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I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.


It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.

Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.


How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"


What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...


Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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