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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.

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Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


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Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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Months

Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."

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