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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Wife
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Children
It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
They never turn off the lights.
Christmas Eve
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Party Game
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
MOO-sical chairs.
Supermodels
How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
Chickens
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
Snakes
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Hands
What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
A Clock.
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