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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.

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Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


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Guy

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Duck

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!

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