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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snow
Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
Because they'll melt.
Angry
Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Months
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
All the months.
Wood
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
Sawdust.
Music
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
A trombone.
Rabbits
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a
frog?
A bunny ribbit.
A bunny ribbit.
Calf
What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
"Is my fodder in there?
Pigs
What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
A backward pig.
Dogs
A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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