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Joke Topic - 'Cooks' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cooks'.

A man had a wife who was a terrible cook - she just served frozen food day after day. Eventually, the husband went to his doctor and explained his problem. 'And what's the trouble?' asked the doctor. 'Ulcers?'
'No, frostbite.'
Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both of those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Customer: This food tastes terrible. You told me that the meals here were just like the ones your mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

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Baseball

When is a baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call?

Trains

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

Change A Lightbulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many doyouthink it takes?

Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Work

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.

Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who enlisted in the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

Books

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.

The Lottery

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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