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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.


Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'


Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.


What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.


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