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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.

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Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Leaving

Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

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