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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
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It wasn't peeling well.
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Because they are always spotted.
Blondes
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A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
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