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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Leaving
Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Jean: Constantly.
Jean: Constantly.
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