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Joke Topic - 'Cooks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cooks'.

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Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Supermodels

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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