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Joke Topic - 'Cookies'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cookies'.

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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.


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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Friendly

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

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