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Joke Topic - 'Cookies'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cookies'.


Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

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When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.


What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.


Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.


Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.


Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.


Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

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