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Joke Topic - 'Cookies'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cookies'.


Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?


What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.


I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me


What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!


Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.


Work is the curse of the drinking class.


Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.


How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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