Joke Topic - 'Cookies'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cookies'.

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

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