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Joke Topic - 'Cookies'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cookies'.


Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

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"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."


Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!


Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.


What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.


Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.


If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.


Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.


I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

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