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Joke Topic - 'Cookies'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Cookies'.

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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.


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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

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