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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cookie'.

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Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Imaginary

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.

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