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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

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