Joke Topic - 'Cookie'

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'