Joke Topic - 'Cookie'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

School children march over new teachers

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!

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Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.