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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.

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