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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Hole

He's a few yards short of the hole.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

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