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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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Shoes

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

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