Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Blondes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Pool
Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
Drink
Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in
cement?
Run and find some more cement!
Vampires
Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.
Antiques
Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
A Bad Idea
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
Cars
We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet,
and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...