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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Job

I like my job it's the work I hate.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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Obesity

New study of obesity looks for larger test group
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

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