Joke Topic - 'Cookie'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...

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