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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
He was feeling crummy.
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Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
A: One.
Ship
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
To the dock.
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
He presses the paws button.
Dracula
How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
He'll be coffin.
Bananas
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
Peels of laughter.
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
A UF ho ho ho!
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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