Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
Ship
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
Dracula
How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
Bananas
What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?