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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.


He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.

Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.


George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.


If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.


If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

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