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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
He was feeling crummy.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Nothing
Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Cookies
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Scottish
Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
Baby
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
Camels
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
Humphrey.
Chicken Soup
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Vegetables
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
Button mushrooms.
Dogs
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
It's bee-hind.
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