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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.

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He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Vampires

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...

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