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Joke Topic - 'Cookie'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cookie'.


He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


He's a few yards short of the hole.


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.


How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.


Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do


How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.


Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

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