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Joke Topic - 'Convicts'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Convicts'.


A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Two convicts escaped from prison today. One is seven foot tall and the other one is four foot two inches. The police spokesman said that they are looking high and low for them.

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?

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