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Joke Topic - 'Convicts' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Convicts'.
A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, 'I'm free, I'm free!'
'So what,' said a little girl. 'I'm four.'
3>'So what,' said a little girl. 'I'm four.'
Two convicts escaped from prison today. One is seven feet tall, and the other is four feet two inches. The police spokesman said that they are looking high and low for them.
2>What do you call a convict who tries to escape from prison dressed as a clown?
Silicon.
2>Silicon.
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Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
2>Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Golf
Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
2>Husband: To a tee party.
Lightbulbs
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
2>We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
Vampires
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
2>A blood test.
Spaceships
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
2>An Apollo G.
Deer
How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
2>No idea.
Accountants
Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
2>Dogs
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
2>In Bark-lays Bank.
Eggs
What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelet.
2>Omelet.