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Joke Topic - 'Convicts'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Convicts'.

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A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
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Two convicts escaped from prison today. One is seven foot tall and the other one is four foot two inches. The police spokesman said that they are looking high and low for them.
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What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.


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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

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