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Joke Topic - 'Convicts'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Convicts'.

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A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
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Two convicts escaped from prison today. One is seven foot tall and the other one is four foot two inches. The police spokesman said that they are looking high and low for them.
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What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.


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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

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