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Joke Topic - 'Convert'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Convert'.


Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

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1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.


Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?


What kind of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.


I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.


What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?

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