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Joke Topic - 'Convert'


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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.


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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

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