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Joke Topic - 'Convert'


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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.


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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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