Joke Topic - 'Convert'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Convert'.

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

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