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Joke Topic - 'Convert'


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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.


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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Thieves

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Dog

What kind of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Blondes

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

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