Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Pigs
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
Fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Girlfriends
I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
Baseball
Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
Skeletons
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Boss
We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
Butcher
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.