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Joke Topic - 'Contact Lenses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Contact Lenses'.

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What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.


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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

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