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Joke Topic - 'Contact Lenses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Contact Lenses'.

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What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.


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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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King

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

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