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Joke Topic - 'Contact Lenses'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Contact Lenses'.
What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Ducks
What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
Duckumentaries.
Shoes
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
School
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Antiques
Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Baseball
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
I'll catch you later!
Look
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Writer
Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.
He became a ghost writer.
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