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Joke Topic - 'Contact Lenses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Contact Lenses'.

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What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.


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Ducks

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
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Shoes

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Writer

Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.

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