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Joke Topic - 'Contact Lenses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Contact Lenses'.

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What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.


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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

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