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Joke Topic - 'Contact Lenses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Contact Lenses'.

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What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.


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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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