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Joke Topic - 'Contact Lenses'


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What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.


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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Clocks

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!

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