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Joke Topic - 'Consideration'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Consideration'.

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Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'


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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Boxers

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

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