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Joke Topic - 'Consideration'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Consideration'.

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Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'


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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do

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