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Joke Topic - 'Consideration'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Consideration'.


Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

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What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.


Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.


Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.


Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.


Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do

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